It’s time, the Golden Nanners Nominations are in!!!
The winners will be announced next month. If you would like to participate in the voting process, just post a comment with your ballet oremail me.
Here we go…
—BEST PRESIDENT IN 2009:
* Barack Obama
* George W. Bush
* Joe Biden (I really hope not)
* Sarah Palin (GOD, I really hope not)
–BEST FRUIT or VEGETABLE:
* Banana
* Peanut
* Cauliflower (boo…)
* String beans (they really are silly)
* Habanero
–BEST USE OF A MONKEY PUPPET:
* Damon Scott (from Britain’s Got Talent)
* Billy Gibbons (the late British comedian)
* The Vibrating Monkey
—BEST FILM OF 2008:
* The Dark Knight
* WALL-E
* The Wrestler
* Milk
* Slumdog Millionaire
–BEST BLOG THAT ISNT YOURDAILYNANERS:
* James Gunn’s Blog on Myspace
* Jenna Fischer’s Blog on Myspace
–BEST TV SHOW of 2008:
* LOST
* Saturday Night Live
* The Daily Show
* Whale Wars
* Dexter
—BEST SARAH PALIN IMITATION:
* Sara Benincasa (from YouTube)
* Tina Fey (from SNL)
*Gina Gershon (from Funny or Die)
* Lisa Nova (from YouTube)
* Lisa Ann (from the porn, Nailin’ Palin)
—BEST NANNERS BLOG IN 2008:
* Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners attacked for having McCain Bumper Sticker
* Nanners calls bulls**t on Joe the Plumber
* Happy Halloween, from Nanners
* Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine
—BEST BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVOR:
* Chunky Monkey
* Banana Split
* Bananas on the Rum
*Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
–BEST VIRAL VIDEO FEATURED ON YOURDAILYNANNERS:
* The Puppet Rapist
* Friday the 13th with Laugh Track
* Sara Benincasa as Sarah Palin
* Everybody Poops
* Tom Hanks is James Bond
–BEST BLANKET WITH SLEEVES:
* Or you could just use a blanket
–BEST WEBSITE OF 2008 (this category is biased):
* IGN
Well folks, that’s it. Again, The winners will be announced next month. If you would like to participate in the voting process, just post a comment with your ballet or email me.
Ooh! I am so pleased! Thank you for this honor, you gracious monkey, you.
Haha thank you so much Nanners. Fingers crossed
For the sake of anonymity, I shall be Voter1. I could just e-mail you, but where’s the fun in that?
1. Write In: Nanners
2. Peanut. Is this a fruit or vegetable? Who cares. It’s getting hated on a lot right now, and it’s not its fault.
3. Sorry, Damon. I like you, but I have a crush on Nanners.
4. WALL-E
5. Cake Wrecks!!!!
6. SNL. They really stepped up their game this year.
7. Sara Benincasa. Tina is amazing, but Sara did an exorcism in a bathtub full of blood. There’s just some places you can’t go on SNL. Kudos, Sara.
8. Nanners pregnant nude photo shoot!
9. Mmmmm Chunky Monkey
10. Tom Hanks as James Bond
11. The Slanket. The Snuggie creeps me out.
12. Your Daily Nanners.
BEST PRESIDENT IN 2009: (this one is hardly fair but I’ve decided to go with “experience”)
* George W. Bush
–BEST FRUIT or VEGETABLE:
* Banana
—BEST FILM OF 2008:
* Slumdog Millionaire
–BEST BLOG THAT ISNT YOURDAILYNANERS:
* Cake Wrecks
–BEST TV SHOW of 2008:
* The Daily Show
—BEST SARAH PALIN IMITATION:
* Tina Fey (from SNL)
—BEST BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVOR:
*Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
–BEST BLANKET WITH SLEEVES:
* Or you could just use a blanket
Thanks for voting Brittany!!
I vote for – banana, use a blanket, Jenna Fischer all the way, and of course the golden nanners gets my vote!
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