Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners admits ‘attack’ story fake–is arrested

Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners is incarcerated.

Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners is incarcerated.



(CNN) — Bail was set at $50,000 Sunday night for a GOP campaign worker who made up a story about being attacked by a man angered by a John McCain bumper sticker on her car.

Fred ‘Nannerson’ Nanners, of Ohio, has been charged with filing a false police report, a misdemeanor, a police report said.

Nannerson, who is being held at the Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, did not enter a plea when he appeared in court Friday night. He did not post bail, but VP nominee Sarah Palin was expected to release post his bail, so he can have her demon baby.

Nanners is scheduled to appear in court again October 30, when he is expected to enter a plea.

If he posts bail, Nannerson must be evaluated at a behavioral clinic.

“This has wasted so much time. … It’s just a lot of wasted man hours,” Assistant Police Chief Maurita Bryant said at a briefing.

Nannerson was a volunteer for a John McCain phone bank in Pittsburgh, the campaign said.

The monkey puppet told investigators a man approached him Wednesday night at an ATM in Pittsburgh’s East End, put a blade to her neck and demanded money, said Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Diane Richard.

Police said they found “several inconsistencies” in Nannerson’s silly statement and he was not seen in surveillance videos taken at the ATM. He was asked to take a polygraph test Friday morning, Richard said. The results were not made public.

Later, Nannerson came to the police station to help work on a composite sketch of the alleged attacker. When she arrived, Nannerson “told them he just wanted to tell the truth” — that he was not robbed, and there was no attacker,” Bryant said.

“Nanners did also admit,” claims Bryant, “that Obama supporters do exist, in great numbers, and they’re clearly not as insane as the McCain supporters.” He apologized for wasting people’s time, Bryant added.


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