The Golden Nanners Part 4 – Quantum of Nanners
March 12, 2009

 

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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Film of 2008

1) Slumdog Millionaire

2)  Wall-E

3) The Wrestler

4) The Dark Knight

5) Milk

AND THE WINNER IS: 

The Dark Knight…suck it Slumdog ( a good film, but not Best Picture material)

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Nanners will return Monday with more winners. In the meantime, give this video a spin:

Or this:

And this..a Watchmen related video (contains language):

The Golden Nanners Part 3 – Quest for the Golden Nanners
March 11, 2009

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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Fruit or Vegetable

1) Banana

2)  Peanut

3) Cauliflower (boo…)

4) String beans (they really are silly)

5) Habanero

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Peanut — despite the fact that it’s neither a fruit nor a vegatable. You guys are really silly.

And because it’s fitting…

The Golden Nanners Part 2 – The Sequel
March 10, 2009

 

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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Use of a Monkey Puppet

1) Your Daily Nanners

2)  Romancing the Stone

3) Damon Scott

4) Billy Gibbons

5) The Vibrating Monkey

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Your Daily Nanners (sorry Damon Scott, we love you!)

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Here’s a look at one of the duds that didn’t get nominated:

…and here’s the worst of the worst (not work safe):

The Golden Nanners Awards – Part 1
March 10, 2009

 

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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best President in 2009

1) Barack Obama

2) George Bush

3) Joe Biden (hope not)

4) Sarah Palin (God, I really hope not)

AND THE WINNER IS:

Barack Obama…whew!

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Enjoy this hilarious Obama-related video. The full video is available at hulu.com:

Nanners lied…The Golden Nanners Awards will be announced Monday
March 7, 2009

Sorry for the delay. Nanners got a new computer at it has eaten much of his time lately.

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In the meantime, enjoy the new Terminator Trailer…it’s quite awesome!

Nanners will return FRIDAY and announce the Golden Nanners WINNERS!!
March 3, 2009

Nanners had to take a break after going all “Joaquin” on us. He tried to reconnect with his ape and monkey brethren, but that didn’t go so well. So he’s back…bloggin’.

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Nanners will return again this Friday and announce the winners of the GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS.

If you haven’t voted yet, be sure to do so before it’s too late! …NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Also, give this video a spin: Terminator 2 ‘Sweded’: Low Budgment Day

Nanners Plays it Cool…Joaquin Phoenix style
February 13, 2009

Inspired by Joaquin Phoenix’s recent “retirement from acting,” his Letterman guest appearance last night (2/11), and his rap performance a few weeks ago, Nanners has decided to put on his own hoax. He’s doned some shades, grown a beard, he’s workin’ on his music and ‘playin’ it cool.’

Of course, like Mr. Phoenix, Nanners is really only kidding himself, hoping to gain media attention for his Andy Kaufman-like publicity stunt — which is likely going to end up being a “Borat”-style shock comedy. Or perhaps Nanners and Joaquin are both having a public meltdown. Either way, maybe Nanners can land a Letterman spot, too. That’d be neat!

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Here’s a glimpse into Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career:

And his disasterous Letterman appearance:

 

ALSO,

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS

…NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Nanners goes 3-D again for Friday the 13th!!
February 12, 2009

Nanners has decided that in order to celebrate the horrific release of “Friday the 13th,” a film so dreadfully bad it makes the old ones look great in comparision, he’ll once again go 3-D, with only his trusty knife to save him from the horror or Jason and his terrible movie! So, pop on your 3-D glasses and enjoy!! If you don’t have 3-D, here’s a cool tutorial that teaches you how to make them.

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And now, Jason looks for love (a short film):

And he thinks of his Mom on Mother’s Day:

 

ALSO,

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS

…NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Nanners hides from Christian Bale!
February 5, 2009

If you haven’t heard, back in July, Christian Bale went on a somewhat justified angry tirade against cinematographer Shane Hurlbert (on the set of Terminator: Salvation) after he entered Bale’s line of sight during a crucial dramatic scene in the film. Apparently, it wasn’t the first time he’d done this, either.

Here’s the audio clip in youtube form (this is not work safe, unless no one is around):

If you want the real story behind what happened, read about it here. 

While Your Daily Nanners firmly believes director McG is to blame for not being able to control his set, his crew and his actors appropriately, Nanners is to blame for releasing the audio of Bale flipping out. As it turns out, Nanners came upon the audio recording while searching for a decent Hippopotamus growl on google and decided to send it to TMZ.

Why? Well, because Nanners is silly.

Now, Nanners has gotten word that Bale is after him…and he’s scared, so he’s decided to hide:

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While Bale’s rant was hardly anything compared the bloody rants and wails of hooligans at a British Football game, he’s still scared that the beefy Hollywood star might come after him with a fiery vengeance. Nanners was just being silly…he promises! Hopefully Bale won’t catch him.

In the meantime, check out this hysterical remix (also not work safe, unless no one is around):

And give this Christian Bale soundboard a whirl!

But please folks, don’t let this deter you from seeing T4. The set might not have been run very smoothly, but it looks like the efforts of the cast and crew paid off. It really does look great…here’s a trailer:

ALSO,

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS

…NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

 

 

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The Golden Nanners Nominations!!
January 28, 2009

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It’s time, the Golden Nanners Nominations are in!!!

The winners will be announced next month. If you would like to participate in the voting process, just post a comment with your ballet oremail me.

Here we go…

 

—BEST PRESIDENT IN 2009:

* Barack Obama

* George W. Bush

* Joe Biden (I really hope not)

* Sarah Palin (GOD, I really hope not)

 

–BEST FRUIT or VEGETABLE:

* Banana

* Peanut

* Cauliflower (boo…)

* String beans (they really are silly)

* Habanero

 

–BEST USE OF A MONKEY PUPPET:

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* Damon Scott (from Britain’s Got Talent)

* Billy Gibbons (the late British comedian)

* The Vibrating Monkey

 

 

—BEST FILM OF 2008:

* The Dark Knight

* WALL-E

* The Wrestler

* Milk

* Slumdog Millionaire

 

–BEST BLOG THAT ISNT YOURDAILYNANERS:

* James Gunn’s Blog on Myspace

* Cake Wrecks

* Stuff White People Like

* Jenna Fischer’s Blog on Myspace

*F**k You, Penguin

 

–BEST TV SHOW of 2008:

* LOST

* Saturday Night Live

* The Daily Show

* Whale Wars

* Dexter

 

—BEST SARAH PALIN IMITATION:

* Sara Benincasa (from YouTube)

* Tina Fey (from SNL)

*Gina Gershon (from Funny or Die)

* Lisa Nova (from YouTube)

* Lisa Ann (from the porn, Nailin’ Palin)

 

BEST NANNERS BLOG IN 2008:

* Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners attacked for having McCain Bumper Sticker

* Nanners calls bulls**t on Joe the Plumber

* Happy Halloween, from Nanners

* Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine

 

—BEST BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVOR:

* Chunky Monkey

* Banana Split

* Bananas on the Rum

*Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

 

–BEST VIRAL VIDEO FEATURED ON YOURDAILYNANNERS:

* The Puppet Rapist

* Friday the 13th with Laugh Track

* Sara Benincasa as Sarah Palin

* Everybody Poops

* Tom Hanks is James Bond

 

–BEST BLANKET WITH SLEEVES:

* The Snuggie

* The Slanket

* The Cuddlewrap

* The Snugglewrap

* Or you could just use a blanket


–BEST WEBSITE OF 2008 (this category is biased):

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* DVDFuture

* Blu-radar

* IGN

* Zombo.com

 

Well folks, that’s it. Again, The winners will be announced next month. If you would like to participate in the voting process, just post a comment with your ballet or email me.