The Golden Nanners Part 10 – The Quest for Peace March 23, 2009

For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: BEST BLANKET WITH SLEEVES:

1.The Snuggie

2.The Slanket

3.The Cuddlewrap

4. The Snugglewrap

5. Or you could just use a blanket

AND THE WINNER IS: A blanket…sorry Snuggie. Thanks for playing.

Here are a few more Snuggie videos:

The Golden Nanners Part 9 – The Wrath of Nanners March 20, 2009

 

For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: BEST BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVOR

1) Chunky Monkey

2) Banana Split

3) Banana’s on the Rum

4) Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough…yummy

Nanners will return next Monday with more Golden Nanners winners!!

In the meantime, give these videos and look-see and make your own cookie dough!

The Golden Nanners Part 8 – Tomb of the Zombie Nanners March 19, 2009

For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: BEST NANNERS BLOG IN 2008

1) Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners attacked for having McCain Bumper Sticker

2) Nanners calls bulls**t on Joe the Plumber

3) Happy Halloween, from Nanners

4) Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine

And here’s something nonsensical:

…and another one:

The Golden Nanners Part 7 – Nanners’ Bogus Journey March 18, 2009

For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: BEST SARAH PALIN IMITATION

1) Sara Benincasa

2) Tina Fey

3) Gina Gershon (from Funny or Die)

4) Lisa Nova (from YouTube)

5) Lisa Ann (from the porn, Nailin’ Palin)

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Tina Fey…sort of figured. Her imataion really was the beacon of pop culture for about three months. Frankly, Nanners preferred the goofiness of Benincasa’s Palin over Fey.

Here’s a look at Fey’s performance:

The Golden Nanners Part 6 – Nanners and the Curse of Lindsay Lohan March 17, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: BEST BLOG THAT ISNT YOURDAILYNANERS:

1) James Gunn’s Blog on Myspace

2)  Cake Wreaks

3) Stuff White People Like

4) Jenna Fischer’s Blog on Myspace

5) F**k you, Penguin

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Cake Wreaks!! — a site dedicated to the best and worst cakes out there.

The creepiest dead baby cake Nanners has ever seen!

Here’s a video montage of some of Cake Wreak’s “Best” —

The Golden Nanners Part 5 – Nanners and the Golden Chalice March 16, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best TV Show of 2008

1) The Daily Show

2)  SNL

3) Dexter

4) Whale Wars

5) LOST

AND THE WINNER IS: 

This was a close one between The Daily Show and Dexter, but Dexter emerged victorious!

Here’s Dexter’s gooey opening:

…and a funny American Psycho spoof: