For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.
Today’s award: BEST BLANKET WITH SLEEVES:
1.The Snuggie
2.The Slanket
3.The Cuddlewrap
4. The Snugglewrap
5. Or you could just use a blanket
AND THE WINNER IS: A blanket …sorry Snuggie. Thanks for playing.
Here are a few more Snuggie videos:
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For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: BEST BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVOR
1) Chunky Monkey
2) Banana Split
3) Banana’s on the Rum
4) Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
AND THE WINNER IS:
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough …yummy
Nanners will return next Monday with more Golden Nanners winners!!
In the meantime, give these videos and look-see and make your own cookie dough!
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For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: BEST NANNERS BLOG IN 2008
1) Just like Ashley Todd, Nanners attacked for having McCain Bumper Sticker
2) Nanners calls bulls**t on Joe the Plumber
3) Happy Halloween, from Nanners
4) Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine
AND THE WINNER IS:
Nanners, pregnant with Sarah Palin’s Baby, to pose nude for posh magazine
And here’s something nonsensical:
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…and another one:
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For the next few weeks, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: BEST SARAH PALIN IMITATION
1) Sara Benincasa
2) Tina Fey
3) Gina Gershon (from Funny or Die)
4) Lisa Nova (from YouTube)
5) Lisa Ann (from the porn, Nailin’ Palin)
AND THE WINNER IS:
Tina Fey… sort of figured. Her imataion really was the beacon of pop culture for about three months. Frankly, Nanners preferred the goofiness of Benincasa’s Palin over Fey.
Here’s a look at Fey’s performance:
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: BEST BLOG THAT ISNT YOURDAILYNANERS:
1) James Gunn’s Blog on Myspace
2) Cake Wreaks
3) Stuff White People Like
4) Jenna Fischer’s Blog on Myspace
5) F**k you, Penguin
AND THE WINNER IS:
Cake Wreaks!! — a site dedicated to the best and worst cakes out there.
The creepiest dead baby cake Nanners has ever seen!
Here’s a video montage of some of Cake Wreak’s “Best” —
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: Best TV Show of 2008
1) The Daily Show
2) SNL
3) Dexter
4) Whale Wars
5) LOST
AND THE WINNER IS:
This was a close one between The Daily Show and Dexter, but Dexter emerged victorious!
Here’s Dexter’s gooey opening:
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…and a funny American Psycho spoof:
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: Best Film of 2008
1) Slumdog Millionaire
2) Wall-E
3) The Wrestler
4) The Dark Knight
5) Milk
AND THE WINNER IS:
The Dark Knight…suck it Slumdog ( a good film, but not Best Picture material)
Nanners will return Monday with more winners. In the meantime, give this video a spin:
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Or this:
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And this..a Watchmen related video (contains language):
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: Best Fruit or Vegetable
1) Banana
2) Peanut
3) Cauliflower (boo…)
4) String beans (they really are silly)
5) Habanero
AND THE WINNER IS:
Peanut — despite the fact that it’s neither a fruit nor a vegatable. You guys are really silly.
And because it’s fitting…
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: Best Use of a Monkey Puppet
1) Your Daily Nanners
2) Romancing the Stone
3) Damon Scott
4) Billy Gibbons
5) The Vibrating Monkey
AND THE WINNER IS:
Your Daily Nanners (sorry Damon Scott, we love you!)
Here’s a look at one of the duds that didn’t get nominated:
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…and here’s the worst of the worst (not work safe):
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For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards .
Today’s award: Best President in 2009
1) Barack Obama
2) George Bush
3) Joe Biden (hope not)
4) Sarah Palin (God, I really hope not)
AND THE WINNER IS:
Barack Obama…whew!
Enjoy this hilarious Obama-related video. The full video is available at hulu.com:
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