The Golden Nanners Part 4 – Quantum of Nanners March 12, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Film of 2008

1) Slumdog Millionaire

2)  Wall-E

3) The Wrestler

4) The Dark Knight

5) Milk

AND THE WINNER IS: 

The Dark Knight…suck it Slumdog ( a good film, but not Best Picture material)

Nanners will return Monday with more winners. In the meantime, give this video a spin:

Or this:

And this..a Watchmen related video (contains language):

The Golden Nanners Part 3 – Quest for the Golden Nanners March 11, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Fruit or Vegetable

1) Banana

2)  Peanut

3) Cauliflower (boo…)

4) String beans (they really are silly)

5) Habanero

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Peanut — despite the fact that it’s neither a fruit nor a vegatable. You guys are really silly.

And because it’s fitting…

The Golden Nanners Part 2 – The Sequel March 10, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best Use of a Monkey Puppet

1) Your Daily Nanners

2)  Romancing the Stone

3) Damon Scott

4) Billy Gibbons

5) The Vibrating Monkey

AND THE WINNER IS: 

Your Daily Nanners (sorry Damon Scott, we love you!)

Here’s a look at one of the duds that didn’t get nominated:

…and here’s the worst of the worst (not work safe):

The Golden Nanners Awards – Part 1 March 10, 2009

 

For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.

Today’s award: Best President in 2009

1) Barack Obama

2) George Bush

3) Joe Biden (hope not)

4) Sarah Palin (God, I really hope not)

AND THE WINNER IS:

Barack Obama…whew!

Enjoy this hilarious Obama-related video. The full video is available at hulu.com:

Nanners lied…The Golden Nanners Awards will be announced Monday March 7, 2009

Sorry for the delay. Nanners got a new computer at it has eaten much of his time lately.

In the meantime, enjoy the new Terminator Trailer…it’s quite awesome!

Nanners will return FRIDAY and announce the Golden Nanners WINNERS!! March 3, 2009

Nanners had to take a break after going all “Joaquin” on us. He tried to reconnect with his ape and monkey brethren, but that didn’t go so well. So he’s back…bloggin’.

Nanners will return again this Friday and announce the winners of the GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS.

If you haven’t voted yet, be sure to do so before it’s too late! …NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Also, give this video a spin: Terminator 2 ‘Sweded’: Low Budgment Day

Nanners Plays it Cool…Joaquin Phoenix style February 13, 2009

Inspired by Joaquin Phoenix’s recent “retirement from acting,” his Letterman guest appearance last night (2/11), and his rap performance a few weeks ago, Nanners has decided to put on his own hoax. He’s doned some shades, grown a beard, he’s workin’ on his music and ‘playin’ it cool.’

Of course, like Mr. Phoenix, Nanners is really only kidding himself, hoping to gain media attention for his Andy Kaufman-like publicity stunt — which is likely going to end up being a “Borat”-style shock comedy. Or perhaps Nanners and Joaquin are both having a public meltdown. Either way, maybe Nanners can land a Letterman spot, too. That’d be neat!

Here’s a glimpse into Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career:

And his disasterous Letterman appearance:

 

ALSO,

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS

…NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Nanners goes 3-D again for Friday the 13th!! February 12, 2009

Nanners has decided that in order to celebrate the horrific release of “Friday the 13th,” a film so dreadfully bad it makes the old ones look great in comparision, he’ll once again go 3-D, with only his trusty knife to save him from the horror or Jason and his terrible movie! So, pop on your 3-D glasses and enjoy!! If you don’t have 3-D, here’s a cool tutorial that teaches you how to make them.

And now, Jason looks for love (a short film):

And he thinks of his Mom on Mother’s Day:

 

ALSO,

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE GOLDEN NANNERS AWARDS

…NOW YOU CAN SUBMIT VIA SURVEY BY CLICKING HERE!!!

Nanners at the Movies (Part 15) – Friday the 13th: Part Nanners October 24, 2008

Here’s the third installment of “Nanners at the Movies presents Halloweek,” brought to you by DVDFuture. It’s gonna be spooky!

Friday the 13th: Part Nanners

Nanners in Friday the 13th

A fitting chapter for Friday…Nanners loves him some slasher mayhem–particuarly when it’s at a camp. He decided he’d try on the infamous hockey mask and see how he looked. The results yielded laughter and “awwws” from his potential prey. Oh well, at least now Nanners can play some hockey!

Here are some Friday the 13th related videos: 

Friday the 13th – The Game — a review by the Angry Video Game Nerd:

Friday the 13th: Part III with a Laugh Track…hilarious: 

Nanners will return next week with even more of “Nanners at the Movies presents Halloweek!”

 

PLUS, Nanners enters the video world with his first-ever YouTube video!!! Check it out:

Nanners at the Movies (Part 6) September 22, 2008

SCI-FI and HORROR CLASSICS:

This week Nanners continues his ongoing “Nanners at the Movies” segment, hosted by DVDFuture. This time, Nanners is set to take on sci-fi and horror classics, but first, he needs to catch up on his 3-D features like “The Creature from the Black Lagoon,” “Friday the 13th Part III in 3-D,” and “Jaws 3-D.”

Check out the original trailer for Friday the 13th Part III in 3-D!!

Be sure to click on the MOVIES category for Nanners’ other movie-related exploits!!