For the next few days, Nanners will announce the winners of the Golden Nanners Awards.
Today’s award: Best President in 2009
1) Barack Obama
2) George Bush
3) Joe Biden (hope not)
4) Sarah Palin (God, I really hope not)
AND THE WINNER IS:
Barack Obama…whew!
Enjoy this hilarious Obama-related video. The full video is available at hulu.com:
Nanners, like so many others enjoyed the inauguration (from the comfort of his home). But he wanted to be there, and if he were there, he’s be right about here:
It looked like one helluva party. Good-bye President Bush. It was nice knowin’ ya!
Here’s Obama’s Inauguration Speech (for those few who missed it):
Nanners hurt his arm and he’s taking a few days rest. He’ll be back Monday with more she-nanner-gans!
Nanners has attended the inauguration of every major President since Ronald Reagan and he will continue that trend today by attending the fabulous inauguration of President Barack Obama. What a glorious day it will be!
Here’s a warning about the inauguration from Pres. B himself:
Yourdailynanners.com has learned (from the tattered monkey puppet himself) that Nanners was the angry journalist who flung a shoe at President George W. Bush last week. When asked why he would throw a shoe, he simply replied, “Because I didn’t have any poo, so I picked an object that rhymed and threw it.” That’s monkey logic for ya!
Nanners personally doesn’t have anything against the President, unless of course, you count the current economic crisis, the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan –or lack of, the lead-up and events following 9/11, budget cuts, torture, the complete lack of competence, the failure to find Osama Bin Laden, higher taxes, the deterioration of the U.S. global image and reputation in the world spectrum, the slow response to Katrina, the massive loss of innocent life under his watch and the fueling of Islamic terrorism–but who’s counting. Rather, Nanners just loves hurling insults in the shape of insoles, so he figured, why not. Can you blame him?
Here’s the raw video…I love that he laughs it off and even cracks a relatively funny joke! —
Why not, right?
And now, the final installment of “The Puppet Rapist”
After days of struggling to pay his bill, Nanners has finally decided to join American auto manufacturers in seeking a federal bailout in the amount of 2.3 gadillion bazillion dollars. Nanners, like the rest of the folks being bailed out, has no intention of paying this astronomical, and fictional, number back–he just wants a piece of the pie. Can you blame him? What or who is next, auto loan makers? …oh wait, they probably are next–get in line quick!!
For you entertaiment, I present: “The Dark Bailout”
Yup, it’s true, in light of Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich’s arrest today (for offering Obama’s Jr. Senator seat to the highest bidder), Nanners would like to vie for the position of Jr. Senator (since the good governor can still choose from prison). He doesn’t have a whole lot of money, but he knows how to party.
Nanners learned all his moves from this guy:
Plus, Nanners looks good in a tie:
If you liked the first video, you’ll probably like the second:
After reading about a person being trampled to death at a New York Wal-Mart, Nanners decided that humans were simply too disturbing to shop with. So, instead, he went to Amazon.com and did his shopping. People can be so disturbing sometimes. It’s just STUFF, people!!! Someone died for a $100 in savings. That’s truly sick. Somewhere God is crying.
Shop online, it's safer!
Here’s a video montage of Black Friday madness:
Nanners isn’t gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But, he does however, support a person’s right to marriage, whether it’s between a man and man, a man and woman or a woman and a woman–as long as it can be arranged via an accepting church or through civil union. It doesn’t matter to him. These are basic human rights and they shouldn’t be rescinded because people voted against it. But that’s exactly what Prop 8 did in California–it took rights away from people, basic rights, legal rights. The bill was confusing, Nanners read it and thought he was for it, not against it (thank God Nanners didn’t vote in CA). Nanners even twitted about it before making a correction.
Nanners could go on about the issue, but he’s not as schooled as others. His good friend sent him an email this morning with some information on the subject. If you’d like be a part of the protest movement, visit this site and see where the protests are taking place. If you live in San Francisco, you can check this site out for more information.
**Nanners laughed his ass off during these two horrifying, and depressing, videos:
Nanners couldn’t be more proud of his country and his new President, Barack Obama….
Thank you, everyone, especially Sarah Palin–thanks for botching the election for McCain!
Your Daily Nanners 